How can you destroy an army that's already dead?

Listen up, you primitive screwheads!

At long last, here lies the closest thing to an "official" Director's Cut of "Army" that you'll ever find. Personally, I think there is always merit in any version of a film that preservers what the makers intended. So, for your consideration we submit the REAL film, complete with the original ending, which i think is far more appropriate.

On behalf of Sam Raimi and Robert Tapert, I'd like to thank all of you fans (you know who you are) for your loyal support of this ridiculous series of films - you are directly responsible for the demand to make this version available. May you revel in 96 minutes of excess and may you never, ever, run out of sugar...baby!

Best to ya, Bruce "Don't call me Ash" Campbell

Scene Access, Audio Commentary, Deleted Scenes, Storyboards

Start playing the movie, with the Sam Raimi/Bruce Campbell Commentary, rather than the film's normal audio. Turn on the subtitle function. Rather than getting subtitles from the movie or the commentary, you will get scene by scene storyboards in the lower right hand corner. You can now see each scene as it was storyboarded while it is playing on the screen.